You know, lately I’ve noticed a trend of solo girls giving themselves stage names that involve the word “Jolie”, but Alex Jolie is probably the first one that I think bears any resemblance to Angelina. Actually, Alex is VERY reminiscent of Angelina’s turn as Gia Carangi in HBO’s biopic of the bad-girl supermodel. That’s awesome, because Angie was fucking HOT in that movie, and Alex Jolie is similarly hot all the time. You know what else is awesome? Alex and her bootylicious friend Izabella playing with body paint while simultaneously showing off their fantastic bodies. That’s more than just awesome, it’s fucking fantastic.