Seduced by a Cougar named Diana Prince

Today we're getting seduced by a lady that I wouldn't call a cougar, mainly because 'cougar' makes me think that the hunted is fleeing the hunter. The only fleeing that I would do is to see how fast I could get away from my pants. Maybe later tonight I'll make my way to the local cougar watering hole in order to catch one. I just have to karaoke that's about to happen.