Brit Bangers Pictures and ReviewSemi-regular updates, 30 days for $24.95, 3000 pictures, 140 scenes, 20 videos. James Bond, the Queen, and Madonna may be what Britain cares about. Well, maybe not Madonna, but you get the idea. I’m trying to segway into talking about a website called Brit Bangers. Here goes again. James Bond is shaken not stirred. Madonna is a slut. The Queen is old. Dead? Who cares? But what’s important is Brit Bangers, a cool website with a lot of awesome content that is reasonably priced for any person, Brit or not. The site, filled with thumbnails plus CPU speed, offers 3000 pictures and 140 video clips. The one starring Misha and Sasha kicks ass. They are twins and not even a stick of Doublemint Gum could save your penis from getting hard. Misha and Sasha are blonde bombshells that have an awesome threeway with some lucky bastard. I call him a lucky bastard because, although he may be a nice enough guy, he’s a bastard for having the opportunity of sleeping with these chicks. These fine chicks to be exact. This guy on Brit Bangers, he pounds one of the twins so hard I came in two seconds. And I’m having sex with my hand. I guess if I interchange my left hand with my right, I, too could say I’m having a threeway with twins. Brit Bangers, I love you. Brit Bangers, I loathe you. Brit Bangers, I must have you. Content Quality: 8Content Exclusivity: 4 Star Quality: 5 Network of Sites: 10 Picture Quality: 10 Video Quality: 14 Price Value: 9 Quality of Updates: 9 Site Design: 9 Site Originality: 4 Site Navigation: 9 Total Score: 91 > > Brit Bangers < < |
